Description
You Can’t Scare Me – I Have Kids (And This Shirt Proves It)
Step aside, ghosts and ghouls—nothing is more terrifying than raising tiny humans! This hilarious graphic tee features a skeletal hand flashing the “rock on” sign with bold, distressed text that proudly declares, “You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Kids.” It's perfect for every badass mom or dad who’s been through sleepless nights, tantrums, and diaper blowouts like a warrior.
Why Do Parents Love This Shirt So Much?
Because it speaks the truth, and it looks good doing it. It’s not just a tee, it’s a badge of honor for every mom and dad who’s earned their stripes in the parenting trenches.
Perfect Gift for Moms and Dads Who’ve Seen It All
Looking for a funny yet practical gift for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or a baby shower with a twist? This tee delivers laughs and nods of solidarity from fellow parents.
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
- Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
- Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 inch | 17.99 inch | 7.48 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 19.49 inch | 7.48 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 7.72 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.72 inch |
| 2XL | 31.97 inch | 25.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 3XL | 32.48 inch | 27.48 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 4XL | 34.49 inch | 28.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 5XL | 35 inch | 30.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 6XL | 37.48 inch | 32.99 inch | 8.74 inch |