Description
"Take My Wife, Not My Drums" – A Must-Have T-Shirt for Every Passionate Drummer
If you’d rather sacrifice your marriage than your drum kit, this hilarious shirt is for you. The bold graphic features a classic UFO beaming up a drum set with the tongue-in-cheek caption: “Please Take My Wife, Not My Drums.” Whether you're behind the kit or in the crowd, this tee will strike the perfect note with musicians who take their drumming seriously—but not themselves.
Perfect Gift for Musicians With a Great Sense of Humor
Ideal for birthdays, band rehearsals, or simply jamming in style, this novelty shirt makes an unforgettable gift for drummers, percussionists, and music teachers. Its blend of sci-fi nostalgia and vintage color palette gives it a unique throwback vibe—instantly eye-catching and conversation-starting.
Why Do Drummers Love This Alien Abduction Shirt?
Because it hilariously captures the undying bond between a drummer and their instrument. With its clever phrase and playful design, it speaks directly to a drummer’s heart (and sticks).
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
- Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
- Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 inch | 17.99 inch | 7.48 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 19.49 inch | 7.48 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 7.72 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.72 inch |
| 2XL | 31.97 inch | 25.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 3XL | 32.48 inch | 27.48 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 4XL | 34.49 inch | 28.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 5XL | 35 inch | 30.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 6XL | 37.48 inch | 32.99 inch | 8.74 inch |