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Silence Is Golden Unless You Have Kids Humorous Mom Life T-Shirt
Silence Is Golden Unless You Have Kids Humorous Mom Life T-Shirt
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Funny Parenting T-Shirt: "Silence is Golden Unless You Have Kids"
Bring laughter to your daily routine with this hilarious and oh-so-relatable parenting t-shirt. Featuring the quote "Silence is golden... unless you have kids. Then silence is suspicious," this shirt perfectly captures the chaos and comedy of parenthood.
Perfect Gift for Moms and Dads with a Sense of Humor
Whether you're shopping for Mother's Day, a baby shower, or want to surprise a tired, coffee-fueled mom or dad, this design will make them laugh. Ideal for parents of toddlers, mischievous little ones, or any caregiver suspicious of a little too much quiet.
Why Do Parents Know That Silence Is Suspicious?
Because in the world of parenting, silence is never just silence. It usually means someone’s coloring the wall, cutting their own hair, or feeding snacks to the dog. This shirt says what every parent thinks—and it says it with style.
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
- Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
- Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 inch | 17.99 inch | 7.48 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 19.49 inch | 7.48 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 7.72 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.72 inch |
| 2XL | 31.97 inch | 25.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 3XL | 32.48 inch | 27.48 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 4XL | 34.49 inch | 28.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 5XL | 35 inch | 30.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 6XL | 37.48 inch | 32.99 inch | 8.74 inch |
