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I'm Here Because You Broke Something Mechanic Sarcastic T-Shirt

I'm Here Because You Broke Something Mechanic Sarcastic T-Shirt

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I'm Here Because You Broke Something – The Ultimate Mechanic Shirt

Wrenches in hand and sarcasm loaded, this shirt is the perfect representation of every mechanic’s daily reality. Whether you're in the garage, under a hood, or elbow-deep in grease, this tee speaks the unspoken truth — you’re only here because someone broke it.

The Perfect Gift for Auto Techs, Gearheads, and Garage Warriors

Looking for a funny and thoughtful gift for the hardworking mechanic in your life? This bold and witty shirt is made for automotive pros who deal with breakdowns, busted parts, and the infamous “weird noise” daily.

Why Should Every Mechanic Own This Shirt?

Because when something breaks, you're the first one people call. This shirt doesn’t just say it — it shouts it with attitude, humor, and style. Whether you’re an ASE-certified pro or a weekend wrench-turner, it’s your new uniform.

This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you'll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic. 
  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Unisex Classic T-Shirt
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S 27.99 inch 17.99 inch 6.22 inch
M 28.98 inch 20 inch 6.5 inch
L 30 inch 21.97 inch 6.97 inch
XL 30.98 inch 23.98 inch 7.24 inch
2XL 31.97 inch 25.98 inch 7.48 inch
3XL 32.99 inch 27.99 inch 7.72 inch
4XL 33.98 inch 30 inch 7.99 inch
5XL 35 inch 31.97 inch 8.46 inch
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