Funny Christmas Calories Don’t Count T-Shirt

Funny Christmas Calories Don’t Count T-Shirt

Bring humor to the holidays with this Christmas Calories Don’t Count Shirt! Designed for anyone who loves holiday feasts and festive laughter, this tee features delicious roasted turkey drumsticks on a festive plate with pine cones and holly details. It’s the perfect shirt for Christmas parties, family dinners, or simply lounging around the holiday table.

Perfect Gift for Food Lovers and Holiday Fans

If you believe calories magically disappear during the holidays, this shirt is for you! It makes a thoughtful and funny gift for friends, family, or coworkers who love both Christmas and good food—a great choice for Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, or holiday gatherings.

Why Choose a Christmas Calories Don’t Count Shirt?

Because the holidays are about joy, laughter, and second helpings! This tee is not just a shirt—it’s a celebration of the Christmas spirit with a side of humor.

Discover our Men's T-Shirt, crafted with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton for an eco-friendly choice that doesn't skimp on style. Featuring double-needle stitching throughout, a seamless rib at the neck, and taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for enhanced structure. Available in multiple colors, including Safety Green, which complies with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards, this t-shirt is perfect for ensuring safety in high-risk environments or simply adding a vibrant touch to your outfit.

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Classic fit
• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
• Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
• 100% USA preshrunk cotton, Heather Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Safety Green is 50% polyester & 50% cotton.
• Brand: Gildan or Fruit of the Loom
• Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
• THE FOLLOWING COLORS ARE CURRENTLY FRUIT OF THE LOOM BRAND: Yellow, Khaki, & Aquatic Blue

normal fit

	A	B	C
S	27.99 inch	17.99 inch	6.22 inch
M	28.98 inch	20 inch	6.5 inch
L	30 inch	21.97 inch	6.97 inch
XL	30.98 inch	23.98 inch	7.24 inch
2XL	31.97 inch	25.98 inch	7.48 inch
3XL	32.99 inch	27.99 inch	7.72 inch
4XL	33.98 inch	30 inch	7.99 inch
5XL	35 inch	31.97 inch	8.46 inch