Description
Funny Dad Tax Shirt - Protecting and Testing Every Bite
Every dad knows the unspoken rule: a few fries or a sip of a shake is the price kids pay for their meals. This hilarious "Dad Tax: Making Sure It's Not Poison" t-shirt is the ultimate tribute to that honorable dad duty!
Perfect Gift for Dad - Father's Day, Birthdays, and More
Looking for a gift that will make Dad laugh every time he wears it? This vintage-styled graphic tee combines humor and nostalgia, making it a hit for Father’s Day, Christmas, or any "just because" surprise.
Why is the "Dad Tax" Every Kid’s Favorite Joke?
It’s the little traditions — like Dad sneaking a bite "for safety" — that build memories. This shirt celebrates that timeless connection with humor and style that every family will recognize and cherish.
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
- Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
- Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 inch | 17.99 inch | 7.48 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 19.49 inch | 7.48 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 7.72 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.72 inch |
| 2XL | 31.97 inch | 25.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 3XL | 32.48 inch | 27.48 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 4XL | 34.49 inch | 28.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 5XL | 35 inch | 30.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 6XL | 37.48 inch | 32.99 inch | 8.74 inch |